Christmas Play, 2017
Dec. 25
Evening Hours
Script: Marie, Jaime, and Christyn Kim
Characters:
Essential
Characters:
Mary,
Joseph, Angel, Shepherds, Wise Men, Jesus
Other:
Sheep, Narrator, Innkeepers, Cat
Actors:
Jaime-
Wise Man 2, Mary, and Shepherd 1
Carolyn-
Cat, Innkeeper 1, and Joseph
Christyn-
Innkeeper 3, Wise Man 1, and Innkeeper 2
Marie-
Shepherd 2, Mrs. Innkeeper, and Wise Man 3
Lisa-
Person 1 and Angel
Aleeza-
Bess
(the narrator’s lines are everything that is typed in Old
Century Schoolbook)
This
is the story of the Nativity. It all started with a special, young lady named
Mary…
SCENE 1: AT
MARY’S HOUSE
MARY: *minding her own business*
ANGEL: *appears dramatically* MARY. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY GOD
TO GIVE BIRTH TO A BABY KING. YOU SHALL NAME HIM JESUS. HE WILL SAVE THE WORLD
FROM SIN!
MARY: *scared voice* I will obey the Lord no matter what!
Later
that day
SCENE 2: JOSEPH’S HOUSE
MARY: *running to Joseph’s house* I have good news! God has
chosen me to give birth to a baby and his name will be Jesus!
JOSEPH: *worried voice* Um… what? No, no, no! I can’t believe
it! No!!!!
MARY: Joseph, are you okay? He’s God’s son! God chose us to
raise him!
That
night
JOSEPH: *sleeping*
ANGEL: *enters* JOSEPH. JOSEPH! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY GOD. EVERYTHING WILL GO AS HE HAS PLANNED
*disappears*
The
next morning
JOSEPH: *pant, pant* AHHHH!
SCENE 3: A
WHILE LATER AT MARY’S HOUSE (AFTER THEIR WEDDING)
JOSEPH: Everyone is supposed to go to their hometown. We must
go to Bethlehem.
JOSEPH AND MARY: *packing*
MARY AND JOSEPH: *sets off*
SCENE 4: AT
BETHLEHEM
MARY: I’m very tired. Let’s find a place to stay. I can’t
wait much longer!
JOSEPH: Okay *goes up to inn door* Can we stay here for the
night?
INNKEEPER 1: NOOO! Too crowded. No room. Sorry. *slams door*
JOSEPH:*opens door* It’s only one night!
INNKEEPER 1: Nope. Like I said, sorry. And by the way, don’t
open the door again. Got it? Got it. *slams door again*
MARY: It’s okay, Joseph. We’ll find a place to stay.
JOSEPH: I don’t know Mary. But we can try a few more inns.
JOSEPH: *goes to next house and knocks*
INNKEEPER 2: *opens door*
JOSEPH: Hey, um, can you get us a room to stay in?
INNKEEPER 2: Go! Shoo! I can’t take any more peo-
CAT: MEOW!!!!
INNKEEPER 2: OMG! Nobody said you could bring cats!
PERSON 1: Huh? What… *falls asleep on ground*
CAT: *runs away*
INNKEEPER 2: People these days. *runs off after cat*
JOSEPH: Okay… Nice talking to you, I guess.
JOSEPH: *walks to next inn and knocks*
INNKEEPER 3: Be there in a minute! *chews on food* Hon? Can
you answer the door? Thanks, sweetie pie!
MRS. INNKEEPER: Rggggggh. Okay, honey! *opens door* How ya’
doing?
JOSEPH: Can we stay the night?
MRS. INNKEEPER: Sorry, hon. No room. But we do have the
animal’s shelter in the back. It might not be as nice, but it’s certainly
better than sleeping in the streets.
MARY: OH! Thank you so much. We’ll go there right now.
JOSEPH: Are you sure, Mary?
MARY: Well, it’s the best we’ve got.
SCENE 5: IN
THE SHEEP PASTURE
*put
up the star*
SHEPHERD 1: Wow! Look at that star! It’s amazing!
SHEPHERD 2: Yeah!
BESS: BAHHHHH!!!!
ANGEL: *appears* COME. FOLLOW THE STAR. THE NEW KING HAS BEEN
BORN! *leaves*
SHEPHERD 1: Alrighty then. Which direction?
SHEPHERD 2: Isn’t it obvious? It’s the biggest star in the
night sky!
SHEPHERD 1: Oh. Yeah. I see it now. We can also take along
our trusty sheep! Right, Bess? *looks down at sheep*
SHEPHERD 2: *sigh* Whatever. As long as we get there in time.
SCENE 6: WISE
MEN
WISE MAN 1: Are we there yet? Do you think this new king will
like our presents? Also, did I mention, are we there yet?
WISE MAN 2: No, silly. It’ll take us approximately 2.5 more
hours until we get there and we just left the rest stops.
WISE MAN 1: What about the camels? They are probably
starving. Did anybody bring the DeliciosoCamelloCielo treats?
WISE MAN 3: The camels got to eat just five minutes ago.
WISE MAN 2: Unbelievable! *glances up from book* According to
my research, camels can go without water for up to six months! *looks back down
at book*
WISE MAN 1: How did you manage to make that book survive this
long? We’ve gone through sandstorms, snake pits, giant sand dunes, bandits,
cacti, and sunburns! Plus, I bet it weighs, like, a million pounds!
WISE MAN 2: First of all, books don’t get sunburns. Secondly,
this book weighs exactly 10.651749425 pounds. Thirdly, you were the one who
fell into that pit of snakes and walked through that cacti, not me. You said it was a ‘shortcut’.
WISE MAN 1: I did?
WISE MAN 3: Guys, let’s get back on topic, shall we?
SCENE 7: AT
THE ANIMAL’S SHELTER
SHEPHERD 1: *both shepherds standing outside shelter* Yay! We
made it! Look! We’re right under the star! I’m so proud of myself! Aren’t you
proud of me, Bess?
BESS: Bahhh!
SHEPHERD 2: Yeah, whatever. Let’s go inside. *walks into
shed/barn*
MARY: *looks up* Hi.
JOSEPH: Hi. What ya’ folks doin’ here, man?
SHEPHERD 2: What up?
SHEPHERD 1: We are here to see the baby!!! Bess wants to know
some baby tips. She wants to have 10 kids! Or should I say lambs? Eh, Bess?
BESS: Bahhh!
SCENE 8: WISE
MEN PART 2
WISE MAN 2: We are approximately 0.000001 miles away from our
destination. Did anyone bring the scripts? I need to check it over again, make
more edits, footnotes, dialogue, and the evidence. We must come prepared!
WISE MAN 1: We already came prepared, remember? You packed
the beef, pot roast, medicine, cactus juice just in case we ran out of water, 3
gallons of water, 3 gallons of vitamin water, Vitamin C, D, and A pills, gummy
bear vitamins, first aid kits, and the poison oak remedy. You also brought 10 gallons
of sunscreen!!!!!!!!!!
WISE MAN 3: I would call that prepared. Why do we need a
script anyway? It’s not like someone is writing down everything that we say. We
are not that important!
WISE MAN 2: Technically, we are wise men, I would call that
very important because we uphold the wisdom and preserve it with our amazing
minds. Other people would be mind blown.
WISE MAN 1: You two wise men are pretty wise, but I’m
obviously the wisest in the whole cosmos with my infinite wisdom and whatnot.
WISE MAN 3: Yeah, right. This is coming from the person who
fell into a snake pit and called it a nice, easy shortcut with no problems
whatsoever.
WISE MAN 2: I would guess that your IQ is 17. That would be
surprisingly smart for you. Of course, that is why it’ll never happen. In other
words, impossible.
WISE MAN 3: Alright guys and girls, we have arrived at our
destination. The star is hovering above that shed.
SCENE 9: JESUS
WISE MEN: *enter*
WISE MAN 1: I claim bathroom. I gotta do Number
100! But, umm… Obviously, as a wise man, I know where the bathrooms are, but
just to make sure you guys know, where exactly is it?
MARY: We don’t have a bathroom here. It’s
temporary, though, don’t worry. You could go outside and relieve yourself. What
is Number 100?
WISE MAN 3: Trust me, don’t ask.
WISE MAN 2: Even I don’t want to listen to his
lecture about it. Anyway, we have brought highly valuable gifts to present to
your son. I brought gold. *presents gold*
WISE MAN 1: I brought myrrh! *sets down myrrh*
WISE MAN 3: And last but not least, I brought
frankincense! *sets down frankincense*
JOSEPH: Thanks, but I would have preferred a
donkey.
WISE MAN 3: Oh, sorry.
MARY: What he means
to say *glares at Joseph* is that you didn’t have to bring such amazing
gifts. Right, Joseph?
JOSEPH: Yes, of course, Mary! *looks at wise men*
What she said.
SHEPHERD 1: The baby is so cute!
MARY: Thank you. His name is Jesus.
Participants: Christyn, Marie, Carolyn, Jamie, Lisa, Aleeza
Location: Living Room, 2106 Butte St. Redding, CA 96001